Baby In The Refrigerator.....?

Baby In The Refrigerator

by: Drew.

Andrea: why is there baby food in my counter?

Drew: hmm very good question

Andrea: I would really like to know

Drew: Maybe.. you have a secret baby in your house

Andrea: *laughing* What are you talking about?!

Drew: Yea, and then all of a sudden you hear crying, and you wonder what the eff is that? and then you go to the refrigerator, and you open it and you see a baby crying and your like "WHAT THE EFFF??!?!?!" and then the baby looks at you and says "Screw you..." in a deep mysterious voice. and then i call you and say, "So like you i was on the phone with you and all of a sudden you SCREAMED and the phone call was disconnected" and then you say "BUT THERES A TALKING BABY IN MY REFRIGERATOR!!!!" and then im all like "Andrea.. really , a talking baby?! your losing your freaking mind!" and then you say " I AM NOT LOSING MY MIND!! i-its right in front of me.. oh shizzz it has the mustard bottle" as you slam the refrigertor door shut. and then your mom comes in and your all like "Mother theres a screaming baby in the refrigerator!" and your mom is all like "ohhh i forgot to tell you we adopted a baby last week!" with the annoyingness of the mother tone. and the your all like "Why is it in the refrigerator?!?!!" and then your mommy says "no reason." and then you say " ohkayyyy..." as you slowly back into your room thinking that your mother has finally gone off the deep end.

Andrea: oh wow, drew... your special.. why a talking baby?!

Drew: oh i dont know... oh my gosh.. my ceiling looks SO weird...